You know you've made it when...

Tyra Banks can legitimately call you stupid. For some unknown reason, I decided to actually watch the Tyra Show today, rather than just hear it made fun of on The Soup. The show was about teen pregnancy and so she had about 10 girls ranging from age 12 to 17 as guests, some currently pregnant, some with kids, and some who wanted to get pregnant. Yes, wanted to get pregnant. Some reasons include:

• Jamie Lynn Spears had a baby, so why can't I?
• I want a baby shower...there's just so many cute games you play and you get presents. (Tyra suggested just having a birthday party. I wonder if anyone's ever had a baby shower-themed birthday party? Maybe the girl could throw one for her fourteenth)
  
• I think it will bring my ex-boyfriend back and make him love me. (it was revealed that he had said he didn't want a kid now or ever and already had her get two abortions)
• I just know I'd be a good mother. I can change a diaper.
  
• Babies are cute

One, upon being asked how much money she thinks one needs to support a child per year, she said seven-thousand dollars.

I just have no idea what to say about it all. They were all so clueless. Tyra actually called them all stupid and I thought it was fabulous. When someone who decided to (and thought it was a good idea to) dress up as "The Good Fierce Witch" on another show they produce, you know you're truly foolish.

I wish I could say more, but I really have nothing to say. It was just absolutely shocking. More so than that Maury video of the "I wanna baby" girl that circulated a while ago.

Condoms people, condoms.

P.S. One of the girls legitimately looked like a Bratz doll. She had the tiniest giant lips I've ever seen.