I need another level of eye correction beyond glasses and contacts.

For unknown reasons, I frequently misplace and then have a hard time finding brightly colored items in my room/apartment. I think this visual issue is extending, however, into very large items. I currently can't spot my English book anywhere and while it's reasonably bright blue, it's about the size of four normal text books combined. Considering the size of my room, it should be taking up half the floor. I need some sort of elf to find things for me. Or I suppose could just try having a tidy room

I like the first option better.